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Piss Bottle: Pro Edition

Piss Bottle: Pro Edition

Regular price $30.00 USD
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Every year, our oceans are flooded with trillions of gallons of fresh water and millions of buckets of raw piss due to flushing. This needs to stop to make our future more sustainable.

Piss Bottle is the Premium Piss Storage Solution trusted by eco conscious pissers the world over. Our stainless steel, double wall insulation ensures your Piss lasts for years without going stale.

Take Piss Bottle anywhere! Whether it’s a long flight, road trip or a movie theater, you never need to stop enjoying your life or worry about where the next disgusting public bathroom is.

It’s always safer to store your piss in your personal bottle, that way nobody can steal your Piss. Simply Relax, and Piss right into the bottle. Then screw the top on and store it in a cool dry place. Enjoy Hot or Cold.

This 17-ounce, double-walled stainless steel water bottle is perfect for your daily outings. It will keep your drink of choice hot or cold for hours. It also features an odor- and leak-proof cap. Throw it in your car's cup holder on your way to work, take it with you on hikes, or toss it in your bag for any time you get thirsty.

• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only (dishwasher not recommended due to vacuum seal)
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.


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